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Ever since men were little boys….scrap that, let’s go back even further….ever since men were still sperm, one thing they’ve always dreamed for is the ability to have x-ray vision. Think about it, you can cheat at a game of cards, see who’s coming around the corner, and even check out what’s taking the kitchen so long to get your food to you. But let’s be real, the honest reason we’ve always wanted it is to sneak a peek. Well, it seems like you don’t have to be Superman to have this ability anymore. Our dream has finally come true fellas.
The future of perversion is finally here guys…girls too, I know some of you are worse than we are. The David Steele website is officially selling the X-ray Vision Camera Lens that can be attached to a majority of camcorders. According to the fine, fine individuals who’ve developed this device, most clothing has the ability to allow light and infared light to pass through its fabric, in return, reflecting back through the clothing. The X-ray Vision Camera Lens gives clothing the transparent look, or at least a semi effect.
Now I’m not entirely sure if this actually works, and I’m not sure if I’m going to shell out the $200 to take a gander, but it’s pretty damn funny that the techies had the balls to go out, develop this product, and pretty much expose how Goddamn perverted they are. Props definitely have to be given for that one.

Pros:
- Guys, you can finally see if she’s stuffing or not.
- Ladies, you’ll get your boxers or briefs question answered without asking.
- They’re not asking for much with a price tag of $200
Cons:
- Guys, they’ll find out you’re perverts.
- Ladies, they’ll find out you’re perverts.
- You’re paying $200 for a product that you’re not entirely sure works.
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