New Gadget Update: Amber Alert GPS 2G

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August 26, 2009 11:22 AM
by Marcos Colón (Source: Geeky Gadgets)

Everyday new gadgets are released to make our lives easier. That’s just the plain and simple fact. The engineers of these technological advancements can definitely be seen as the catalysts for making our current society a slow, sluggish and lazy one. However, there are some gadgets that are useful and really don’t affect the way which we live our lives, instead, they offer security. But what happens when something’s developed that combine both of these characteristics. It does offer security, but at the same time it serves as an excuse for parents to be lazy. A new gadget has recently been released that could potentially act as an excuse for parents to watch over their kids a lot less.

Introducing the all-new Amber Alert GPS 2G, a device that will monitor the every move of your kid. Now we know what you’re thinking, “This is great, more security for our kids in this fucked up world of ours,” and you know what, we totally agree. But not all parents think this way. Many will think, “Great, now I don’t have to watch over them so damn much,” meaning their lazy asses will get even lazier. The Amber Alert GPS 2G limits your children’s boundaries by coming up with a pre-designated safe zone regardless of where they are. It also creates a “bread crumbing” trails of your kids route using a series of alerts. Right now it’s selling for $379.99, but also includes a $9.99 monthly cost.

Pros:

- Helps track your child.
- Alleviates the headaches associated with worrying about the location of your kid.

Cons:

- $379.99 for a job you can do yourself.
- Will undoubtedly make some parents lazier, causing more slip-ups.