New Gadget Update: The Smash Alarm Clock

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February 5, 2009 1:44 PM
by Marcos Colón (Source: OhGizmo!)

Whether it’s the dreaded Monday, the terrible Tuesday or even if it happens to be an accident on Saturday, there’s nothing worse than having your alarm clock go off. The squeeking, schreeching and at times obnoxious country music that goes off at a particular hour of your morning is enough to quickly unplug the device from the socket and throw it against the wall. But let’s face it. Those things are expensive. Some may even hold a little sentimental value in your life. So instead, you opt for the snooze button that really provides no release of aggression for you. Well, thankfully, a design has recently been released in the form of the “Smash” alarm clock, letting grumpy wakers take all of their aggression out on their digital roosters.

With the “Smash” alarm clock, you no longer have to worry about slamming your little Casio into pieces, or even throwing your Blackberry across your room. To make the disruptive noise stop, simply just punch the top of the alarm. This is without a doubt the perfect way to let out that unwanted morning aggression.

Pros:

- Pissed about waking up? Bitch slap the alarm clock to shut it up.
- This will give your metabolism a jolt in the AM.
- Sleek design looks good, no matter what type of décor you have going.

Cons:

- There’s no telling how much they’ll start selling this one at.
- You’re sleepy in the morning and your vision is usually blurred. If you miss, you’re hand’s totally f&*#@d.
- How much of a punch can this thing actually take? Are we talking a sissy slap, or something along the lines of Mickey O’Neil in Snatch?