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Originally Posted by coach  Yeah, who wants dead flowers? |
I do.
After Valentine's Day, take those dozen roses and hang them out to dry upside down. Wait a week (or two). Put them in a vase (no water) on the bedside table, light some candles, and cue up the Bauhaus song "Bela Lugosi's Dead." Re-enacting the opening scene from "The Hunger" is optional.