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Originally Posted by V. Barbarino  these bags are pretty cool. |
Clearly, I'm being ignored...and that's fine. But, uh, ^ is this what constitutes hot this season ? How are you abreast of these deliciously naughty little totes. Norah, in fact, gave you some good advice, though. Sometimes when the ladies talk...there's ample truth in it. I told my girl to come and look at the bag that Buttermaker wants to buy his lady friend; she said that if you, actually, presented that as a gift...she'd slice you across the middle...place YOUR sack in the gifted sack....roll her eyes repeatedly....and then take the bag back to wherever in exchange for some tea tree lady oils.
That's her, though. Me ?
I would forsake this particular gift, dude. Unless she's some old fart from Cape Cod. You know what ? You should do the whole Sopranos thing and get her some Chinchilla ! She'd think you were twice the man you always were. You'd have to sit her down and tell her, " Honey, there ain't a woman or man....on earth....that aint getting older everyday ". And then she'll fall in love. And then your real problems begin. Be sure, though, and this is for certain, to get her the ( optional ) diamond encrusted strap. Don't settle for less, my man. And, uh, letusknowhowshelikedit.