Vampire running for governor

[saintjohn]

From Norah's favorite news source:

Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
Thursday, January 12, 2006

MINNEAPOLIS — One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on — when else? — Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."

Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.

He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181501,00.html

[Bling]

i hear that his campaign is sponsored by :




mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm chocoately goodness

;D

[saintjohn]

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey:



As Governor, no law abiding citizen will have to live in fear
of terrorists or criminals. These people who have been
preying upon the innocent, will now live in fear of what will
happen to them when they are caught.

As I have previously stated, I am evil. However, I prefer to
unleash my evil side upon terrorists and criminals. Not the
innocent.

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

[BIOBLIZZARD]

I wonder if he is related to " Vlad the Impaler" ;D

GWAR

[Diabolique]

Originally Posted by saintjohn

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey:



As Governor, no law abiding citizen will have to live in fear
of terrorists or criminals. These people who have been
preying upon the innocent, will now live in fear of what will
happen to them when they are caught.

As I have previously stated, I am evil. However, I prefer to
unleash my evil side upon terrorists and criminals. Not the
innocent.

http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

he looks like he's trying ot be a Sith. LOL! "Give into your anger...." ;D

[Bling]

hah the south beach version of a sith lord perhaps ;D

[LeVeL]

[slamminshaun]

Anything's possible in a state that was run by a pro wrestler and sent Walter Mondale up against Ronald Reagan...