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BIOBLIZZARD · 01-15-2006, 02:28 PM

Let's see how many you can remember over the year's........

A few off the top off my skull:

"Jesus is my co-pilot"
" I voted for Charlton Heston"
"My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
" Don't laugh it's paid for"
"Keep honking, I'm reloading"
"Bad Cop No Donut"
"My kid is an honor student"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"My other car is a Cadillac"
"The South was right"
"My other ride is your mom"
"STEM CELLS are not people"
"My SUV can beat up your hybrid"
"got freedom"
"Choose Life"
"Legalize Medical Marijuana"
"Don't blaim me, I voted for Kerry"
"Annoy a Conservative, think for yourself"
"Support Our Troops"

What other gem's can you guys remember?..........

dahzel · 01-15-2006, 03:05 PM

if you don't like my driving cal 1-800-eat-shit or don't get too close or i'll flick a booger on your car

Miss_Digital · 01-15-2006, 04:01 PM

forget about bumper stickers

whats up with these

Kamikaze · 01-15-2006, 06:02 PM

slamminshaun · 01-15-2006, 06:56 PM

Don't Drink and Drive, You Might Spill Your Drink

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Honk if anything falls off

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

If you're gonna ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair!?

Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass

BIOBLIZZARD · 01-15-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slammin'

Don't Drink and Drive, You Might Spill Your Drink

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter

Honk if anything falls off

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

If you're gonna ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair!?

Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass

Haha nice collection, I completely forgot Hang up and drive!!!!!

"Honk if your horny"
"If asshole's could fly, your car would have wings"

BIOBLIZZARD · 01-15-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamikaze

Gotta Love Walmart, home of the 8 year return policy in any shape, condition possible, no box, reciept, dog chewed on it a little we understand.

I've seen people returning used 10w40 oil in that store before horrible.

junglesmacks · 01-15-2006, 11:04 PM

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Bling · 01-15-2006, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss_Digital

forget about bumper stickers

whats up with these

LOL ive seen those.... :P

ctferni · 01-16-2006, 11:21 AM

I saw a bumper sticker that was written in very small lettering. When I walked up to read it, it said "Nosey little fuck aren't you?" Too Funny

01-15-2006, 02:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
BIOBLIZZARD FunkyJunkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 423	Classic Bumper Sticker Thread Registered members do not see ads. Register or logon for a better view. Let's see how many you can remember over the year's........ A few off the top off my skull: "Jesus is my co-pilot" " I voted for Charlton Heston" "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" " Don't laugh it's paid for" "Keep honking, I'm reloading" "Bad Cop No Donut" "My kid is an honor student" "My kid beat up your honor student" "My other car is a Cadillac" "The South was right" "My other ride is your mom" "STEM CELLS are not people" "My SUV can beat up your hybrid" "got freedom" "Choose Life" "Legalize Medical Marijuana" "Don't blaim me, I voted for Kerry" "Annoy a Conservative, think for yourself" "Support Our Troops" What other gem's can you guys remember?.......... __________________ Let's pay our respect to the dead by sending them company.

01-15-2006, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
dahzel CoolJunkie Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,334	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread if you don't like my driving cal 1-800-eat-shit or don't get too close or i'll flick a booger on your car __________________ "everyday's a struggle gotta roll on"

01-15-2006, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Miss_Digital CoolJunkie Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 3,050	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread forget about bumper stickers whats up with these __________________ http://www.809k.com

01-15-2006, 06:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kamikaze HipJunkie Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 760	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread __________________ www.ekreating.com - EKREATING Photography

01-15-2006, 06:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
slamminshaun CoolJunkie Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 6,580	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread Don't Drink and Drive, You Might Spill Your Drink Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter Honk if anything falls off WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. If you're gonna ride my ass, could you at least pull my hair!? Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass __________________ No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher - Miyagi

01-15-2006, 11:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
junglesmacks HipJunkie Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 529	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread There's no place like 127.0.0.1 __________________ humma numma fries and a big mac bee bop

01-16-2006, 11:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
ctferni FreshJunkie Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 99	Re:Classic Bumper Sticker Thread I saw a bumper sticker that was written in very small lettering. When I walked up to read it, it said "Nosey little fuck aren't you?" Too Funny

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