Happy Shopping

[ClubDiva05]

I usually don't open bulletins on myspace but my Sis sent this one so........


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

[Bling]

LOL

[michael^heaven]

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

---I used to do this^ when I was a kid. Except, I wouldn't say anything. I'd just jump out & scare the sh#t out of old ladies.

[swirlundergrounder]

While leaving the mall after shopping during the holidays do the following when going to your car in a full parking lot.

Wait in the drive way until someone in their car stops to follow you so that they can get your parking spot. When they do cut through a row of cars and then watch them speed to the end of the row to get to the row that you are in. Pretend like you are getting into a car (one that's not yours). Then when they pull up near you, go to another row. Watch them speed around to the row that you are in and again and pretend like you are getting into a car that is not your own. keep doing this as you get to your real car or until they get pissed off and give up.....LOL!!!