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Bling · 05-19-2006, 12:10 PM

St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you."
We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My Flute is missing,
mojo sauce is all over their white robes, they are making guayaberas from
their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing
baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Cuban
coffee on the heaven's stairs, and some of them are walking around with just
one wing.
The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered
the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone,
"Okay, I'm back. What can I do for you?" Peter replied, "I just want to know
what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on
again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone, "I'm back. Now what
is the question?"
Peter said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil
said, "Man, I don't believe this! Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15
minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Peter, I can't talk right
now. Those damn Cubans have put out the fire and are trying to install
central air-conditioning!!"

Cosmigonon · 05-19-2006, 12:29 PM

swirlundergrounder · 05-19-2006, 12:55 PM

Electric Eel · 05-19-2006, 01:51 PM

???

I guess you have to be cuban to understand it

lulamishka · 05-19-2006, 01:53 PM

Yea, I don't get it, either.

Bling · 05-19-2006, 02:08 PM

from a cuban standpoint .. i think its cuz us cubans love central air since the typical sterotype of cubans esp in cuba is we have the little a/c units in the older homes. so i think its funny cuz it shows how much we love our central a/c

i think....

JMT · 05-19-2006, 02:44 PM

i still dont get it.

spacecadet · 05-19-2006, 03:04 PM

ummmm dont get it either ???
and my family is cuban and i think every one loves ac

swirlundergrounder · 05-19-2006, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMT

i still dont get it.

we're not Cuban so we're not supposed to get it. They should have just PM'ed the joke to each other (those who are Cuban on this thread)

r3nz0 · 05-19-2006, 04:14 PM

Josh is apparently the only one on this board who gets it.

05-19-2006, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bling MegaJunkie Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 20,391	Funny Cuban Joke Registered members do not see ads. Register or logon for a better view. St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you." We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My Flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over their white robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee on the heaven's stairs, and some of them are walking around with just one wing. The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "Okay, I'm back. What can I do for you?" Peter replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone, "I'm back. Now what is the question?" Peter said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this! Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Peter, I can't talk right now. Those damn Cubans have put out the fire and are trying to install central air-conditioning!!" __________________ the system is down....the system is down

05-19-2006, 12:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cosmigonon CoolJunkie Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 7,989	Re:Funny Cuban Joke LOL __________________ Panamá

05-19-2006, 12:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
swirlundergrounder MegaJunkie Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 11,566	Re:Funny Cuban Joke ??? __________________ I'M AN ACID TRIP IN AN EGG ROLL....

05-19-2006, 01:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Electric Eel CoolJunkie Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,654	Re:Funny Cuban Joke ??? I guess you have to be cuban to understand it __________________ One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined wel

05-19-2006, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
lulamishka CoolJunkie Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Miami Posts: 4,565	Re:Funny Cuban Joke Yea, I don't get it, either. __________________ House is food and you need it! If I feed it, you should EAT it!

05-19-2006, 02:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bling MegaJunkie Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 20,391	Re:Funny Cuban Joke from a cuban standpoint .. i think its cuz us cubans love central air since the typical sterotype of cubans esp in cuba is we have the little a/c units in the older homes. so i think its funny cuz it shows how much we love our central a/c i think.... __________________ the system is down....the system is down

05-19-2006, 02:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
JMT MegaJunkie Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Del Boca Vista Posts: 11,868	Re:Funny Cuban Joke i still dont get it. __________________ W.W.P.D.?

05-19-2006, 03:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
spacecadet FunkyJunkie Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 482	Re:Funny Cuban Joke ummmm dont get it either ??? and my family is cuban and i think every one loves ac

05-19-2006, 04:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
r3nz0 CoolJunkie Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,984	Re:Funny Cuban Joke Josh is apparently the only one on this board who gets it.

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