So anyways...

[lyrik]

I got to thinking the other day...

everyone knows what a butter face is....ya knOw "everything looks good BUTTER face"...

so if there is a butter face there has to be a term for the chicks that have beautiful faces but might be slightly plump or something along those lines...well my friends I have come up with the answer...

and here ya go.....





Guy #1 "MAN DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL..."

Guy #2 "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT BRO SHE'S A LITTLE FAT AND I DON'T MEAN WITH A PH..."

Guy #1 "YA BUT SHE HAS A VERY SEXY FACE"

Guy #2 "COME ON MAN..."

Guy #1 "NO MAN...SHE'S A TOTAL...... FIX-ER-UPPER!"

Guy #2 "A WHAT?"

Guy #1 "YOU HEARD ME I SAID SHE'S A FIX-ER-UPPER...YA KNOW KIND OF LIKE AN OLD CAR THAT NEEDS SOME BONDO...MAYBE A NEW PAINT JOB...OR NICE HOUSE THAT NEEDS A NEW ROOF OR SOME NEW SIDING....THAT CHICK IS A FIX-ER-UPPER!"


and also if ya think about it...a butter face could also be a fix-er-upper...with modern science and cosmetic surgery and all ya know...hmmm...do ya..

[240turbo]

LMAO good shit Rob. I see them all the time. I've seen fat chicks with prettier faces than fitness models. And I mean gorgeous faces. Definitely a FIX-ER-UPPER. But check this out, she can always lose weight and there you have it. I think going to the gym and eating right is much cheaper than plastic surgery.


P.S. Butter faces might have the straight up sexy bodies but are only good for booty calls, you cannot be seen in public with them.

[LeVeL]

Originally Posted by Rick'

P.S. Butter faces might have the straight up sexy bodies but are only good for booty calls, you cannot be seen in public with them.

That should be a Man Law !

[240turbo]

Originally Posted by LeVeL'

[quote author=Rick' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337412 date=1150497130]
P.S. Butter faces might have the straight up sexy bodies but are only good for booty calls, you cannot be seen in public with them.

That should be a Man Law !
[/quote]

LOL. I think it's been an unofficial Man Law for any self-respecting man out there since the beginning of time.

"For the best sex ever, every man should recruit a Butter Face, however she should not be seen in public, or the the man in question shall be arrested and thrown in Jail" ...MAN LAW!!!

[lyrik]

I'm writing a book - its going to be called Masculine Mathematics for the 21 Century...there will bar graphs and pie charts and variance formulas etc etc you know the deal...it will take the reader step by step through the different degrees of each the butter face and the fixerupper...complete with hypothetical scenarios that can be applied to ever day life...like how bad can butter face be before you won't sleep with her...factor in alcohol....yada yada yada you get where I'm going...

[240turbo]

Originally Posted by LyriK

I'm writing a book - its going to be called Masculine Mathematics for the 21 Century...there will bar graphs and pie charts and variance formulas etc etc you know the deal...it will take the reader step by step through the different degrees of each the butter face and the fixerupper...complete with hypothetical scenarios that can be applied to ever day life...like how bad can butter face be before you won't sleep with her...factor in alcohol....yada yada yada you get where I'm going...

LMAO are you serious?

[lyrik]

Originally Posted by Rick'

[quote author=LyriK link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337425 date=1150501986]
I'm writing a book - its going to be called Masculine Mathematics for the 21 Century...there will bar graphs and pie charts and variance formulas etc etc you know the deal...it will take the reader step by step through the different degrees of each the butter face and the fixerupper...complete with hypothetical scenarios that can be applied to ever day life...like how bad can butter face be before you won't sleep with her...factor in alcohol....yada yada yada you get where I'm going...

LMAO are you serious?
[/quote]

As a freakin heart attack - its going to make me my millions!

[synergy]

Originally Posted by Rick'

[quote author=LeVeL' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337413 date=1150497362]
[quote author=Rick' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337412 date=1150497130]
P.S. Butter faces might have the straight up sexy bodies but are only good for booty calls, you cannot be seen in public with them.

That should be a Man Law !
[/quote]

LOL. I think it's been an unofficial Man Law for any self-respecting man out there since the beginning of time.

"For the best sex ever, every man should recruit a Butter Face, however she should not be seen in public, or the the man in question shall be arrested and thrown in Jail" ...MAN LAW!!!
[/quote]I like it, Man Laws, Like..... No man may choose his own Nickname, Should he try to choose his own Nick Name Like Spike or Razor he will be given a demeaning Nickname by his man peers Like skids or sheetstain. ;D

[240turbo]

Originally Posted by synergy

[quote author=Rick' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337416 date=1150497726]
[quote author=LeVeL' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337413 date=1150497362]
[quote author=Rick' link=board=6;threadid=29208;start=0#msg337412 date=1150497130]
P.S. Butter faces might have the straight up sexy bodies but are only good for booty calls, you cannot be seen in public with them.

That should be a Man Law !
[/quote]

LOL. I think it's been an unofficial Man Law for any self-respecting man out there since the beginning of time.

"For the best sex ever, every man should recruit a Butter Face, however she should not be seen in public, or the the man in question shall be arrested and thrown in Jail" ...MAN LAW!!!
[/quote]I like it, Man Laws, Like..... No man may choose his own Nickname, Should he try to choose his own Nick Name Like Spike or Razor he will be given a demeaning Nickname by his man peers Like skids or sheetstain. ;D
[/quote]

LMAO. That's definitely MAN LAW!!