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Bling · 08-09-2006, 05:24 PM

I CANT EVEN MAKE UP SHIT THIS GOOD.. !! LMAOooo!!!!

An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalized a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said.

The 34 year-old from Massachusetts, who has since been allowed to return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, two weeks ago,

He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat.

Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip through Europe.

"He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was "possible".

The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he bit, was not named

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rhythmburn · 08-09-2006, 05:29 PM

lol -- sounds like the state I was in two weekends ago.... ;D

Bling · 08-09-2006, 05:30 PM

Bling · 08-09-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhythmburn

lol -- sounds like the state I was in two weekends ago.... ;D

;D ;D ;D

somefiercehouse · 08-09-2006, 05:34 PM

okay, so sorry ahead of time for thread jacking...but I got a similar story.........

so my friend works at a popular upscale restaurant in Melbourne Beach. The manager holds meetings before the shifts and he always stands in front of this window (the restaurant is on the water, so it looks out to the ocean or bay or whatever it is). So usually everyone just stares out the window because he's so long winded and boring. While he was talkin, some random guy goes running by the window. Everyone was like WHAT THE HELL and goes over to the window to look out onto the deck and there is this guy there, crouching down, like trying to catch his breath. So my friend knocks on the glass--the guy freaks out, stands up and starts running....he ran down off the deck, around to the water, takes off his shirt, continues running out into the water....taking off his pants...starts SWIMMING out into the water...he got pretty far. So meanwhile, they call the police and the Marine Police or whatever come and catch him. They bring him back to land in his underwear, all out of breath...

His story was----
"I was here to see Kid Rock and Pam Anderson, then I heard a knock on the window over there and got scared!"

true story! a lot funnier when my friend was telling me, but funny nonetheless!

dahzel · 08-09-2006, 05:35 PM

LMAO!! he's lucky he wasn't in some crazy country where he would've gotten killed for that shit

Bling · 08-09-2006, 05:41 PM

IM STILL CRACKIN UP I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THIS ON VIDEO

PUT THAT SHIT UP ON YOUTUBE :P

Marina22 · 08-09-2006, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bling

I CANT EVEN MAKE UP SHIT THIS GOOD.. !! LMAOooo!!!!

An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalized a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said.

The 34 year-old from Massachusetts, who has since been allowed to return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, two weeks ago,

He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat.

Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip through Europe.

"He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was "possible".

The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he bit, was not named

http://www.cooljunkie.com/forums/ind...2Bnew%2Bthread

Surprising that he was let go since the Swiss are usually very strict. However, since there was a drastic change in his behaviour and he fessed up so I guess they went neutral.

Mattivi · 08-09-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marina22

[quote author=Bling link=board=6;threadid=30878;start=0#msg356281 date=1155155040]
I CANT EVEN MAKE UP SHIT THIS GOOD.. !! LMAOooo!!!!

An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalized a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said.

The 34 year-old from Massachusetts, who has since been allowed to return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, two weeks ago,

He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat.

Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten 'magic mushrooms' that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip through Europe.

"He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was "possible".

The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he bit, was not named

http://www.cooljunkie.com/forums/ind...2Bnew%2Bthread

Surprising that he was let go since the Swiss are usually very strict. However, since there was a drastic change in his behaviour and he fessed up so I guess they went neutral.
[/quote]

the swiss afterall are famous for being neutral so your conclusion makes sense.

Marina22 · 08-09-2006, 08:32 PM

Exactomundo, that's why I wrote it

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08-09-2006, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-09-2006, 05:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
somefiercehouse FunkyJunkie Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 472	Re:Naked US tourist amok in Swiss town may have been high on mushrooms okay, so sorry ahead of time for thread jacking...but I got a similar story......... so my friend works at a popular upscale restaurant in Melbourne Beach. The manager holds meetings before the shifts and he always stands in front of this window (the restaurant is on the water, so it looks out to the ocean or bay or whatever it is). So usually everyone just stares out the window because he's so long winded and boring. While he was talkin, some random guy goes running by the window. Everyone was like WHAT THE HELL and goes over to the window to look out onto the deck and there is this guy there, crouching down, like trying to catch his breath. So my friend knocks on the glass--the guy freaks out, stands up and starts running....he ran down off the deck, around to the water, takes off his shirt, continues running out into the water....taking off his pants...starts SWIMMING out into the water...he got pretty far. So meanwhile, they call the police and the Marine Police or whatever come and catch him. They bring him back to land in his underwear, all out of breath... His story was---- "I was here to see Kid Rock and Pam Anderson, then I heard a knock on the window over there and got scared!" true story! a lot funnier when my friend was telling me, but funny nonetheless! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/imababykangaroo

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dahzel CoolJunkie Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,334	Re:Naked US tourist amok in Swiss town may have been high on mushrooms LMAO!! he's lucky he wasn't in some crazy country where he would've gotten killed for that shit __________________ "everyday's a struggle gotta roll on"

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Bling MegaJunkie Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 20,391	Re:Naked US tourist amok in Swiss town may have been high on mushrooms IM STILL CRACKIN UP I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THIS ON VIDEO PUT THAT SHIT UP ON YOUTUBE :P __________________ the system is down....the system is down

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