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08-11-2006, 05:54 PM
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| CoolJunkie  Join Date: Jan 2004
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  |  Fidel Castro Joke Registered members do not see ads. Register or logon for a better view. I found this to be funny. Thought I would share. Fidel joke Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and there is no way that he belongs in heaven. Fidel must go to Hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan. Satan responds, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked. St.Peter is having lunch, so they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them. One angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!" ;D |
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08-11-2006, 06:12 PM
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| MegaJunkie  Join Date: Oct 2003
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| Re:Fidel Castro Joke LOL....REFS!! By the way on the side note, the guy is still alive, Cuba is still communist and there are no longer any celebrations on the streets.
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08-12-2006, 03:14 AM
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| CoolJunkie  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale
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08-12-2006, 05:06 PM
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08-12-2006, 05:59 PM
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| MegaJunkie  Join Date: Jun 2003
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[/quote] no we dont.... the man is 80 seriously how long does he have to live anyways... btw i think most in the cuban exile community realize that democracy wont occur in cuba overnite once fidel is gone. his brother is a tyrant just like he is if not worse. it will take a concerted effort by the United States lead by Florida senators such as Illeana Ross Lehiten as well as cuban exile leaders and of course the White House to help the transition to a free market economy and free elections in Cuba. I just pray one day I am able to go to the beautiful Sandy beaches of Varadero and visit the old Habana where my parents were born and soak in the history of where my family comes from
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08-12-2006, 07:07 PM
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| CoolJunkie Join Date: Aug 2004
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[/quote] no we dont.... the man is 80 seriously how long does he have to live anyways... btw i think most in the cuban exile community realize that democracy wont occur in cuba overnite once fidel is gone. his brother is a tyrant just like he is if not worse. it will take a concerted effort by the United States lead by Florida senators such as Illeana Ross Lehiten as well as cuban exile leaders and of course the White House to help the transition to a free market economy and free elections in Cuba. I just pray one day I am able to go to the beautiful Sandy beaches of Varadero and visit the old Habana where my parents were born and soak in the history of where my family comes from [/quote] why celebrate if you didn't 'beat' him nor have the balls to take him down... i know it sounds fucked up...but it's the truth... every Latin American country that has been in a similar situation have taken them down...and don't say he's the worse thing out there...cause he's nothing...cuba has not seen what a Dictator is... do some research and find out who Trujillo is...what he did and how the took him down... 
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