Male vs Female at ATM Drivethru (funny)

[Bling]

A sign in the bank lobby reads:

“Please note that this bank is installing new drive-thru ATM’s enabling customers to

withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. After months of careful research, MALE

& FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below

when accessing their account.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender”.

MALE PROCEDURE:

1.***Drive up to the cash machine.

2.***Put down your car window.

3.***Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4.***Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5.***Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6.***Put up window.

7.***Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1.***Drive up to the cash machine.

2.***Reverse and back up the required amount to align car just exactly right with the
machine.

3.***Set parking brake, put window down.

4.***Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5.***Tell person on cellphone you will call them back and hang up.

6.***Attempt to insert card into machine.

7.***Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to excessive distance from the car.

8.***Insert card.

9.***Re-insert card the right way.

10.*** Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11.*** Enter PIN.

12.*** Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13.*** Enter amount of cash required.

14.*** Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15.*** Retrieve cash and receipt.

16.*** Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17.*** Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18.*** Re-check makeup.

19.*** Drive forward 2 feet.

20.*** Reverse back to ATM.

21.*** Retrieve card.

22.*** Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card in the slot provided.

23.*** Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24.*** Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25.*** Redial person on cellphone.

26.*** Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

Release parking brake

[240turbo]

Funniest shit you've ever posted bling. A first.

[james stratus]

I've seen this before. Still funny though ;D