Refunds

[swank]

Girls keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -


A woman went to a Walmart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wasn't working. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she had bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager approaches the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
he couldn't give her a refund because she had bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

[coach]

Totally unbelievable. Wal-Mart will take pretty much anything back no matter what.

[Electric Eel]

LOL

That should say Best Buy instead, they hardly ever accept returns thats why I refuse to purchase major items from them.

[swank]

^ for me it's "Brandsmart"! the only brand they sell there is CRAP. >