2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

[obby]

*JUST RELEASED:*

*2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda*



7:00 pm - Opening flag burning

7:15 pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm - Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm - Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm - How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm - Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm - Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm - Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm - 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm - Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm - Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm - Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm - How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am - 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am - Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am - Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am - Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am - Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home*

[coach]

Oh, that's bullshit and you know it. Gore's speach would be WAY more than 15 minutes.

[slamminshaun]

You forgot everyone is entitled to one free tasing!

[coach]

Thank you for that excellent depiction of our "law enforcement" in action. Now nobody can blame me for my low opinion of them.

If Kerry had an ounce of ass in him, he'd have stepped in and told those thugs to lay off the kid.

[slamminshaun]

Originally Posted by coach

Thank you for that excellent depiction of our "law enforcement" in action. Now nobody can blame me for my low opinion of them.

If Kerry had an ounce of ass in him, he'd have stepped in and told those thugs to lay off the kid.

The tasing was bullshit. The rest of it was completely justified from the full story I've read.

[pod]

You know me, I think more people need to be tased, but in this case it did seem a little excessive. It will make proper taser use harder to justify in the future.

[coach]

Originally Posted by Slammin'

[quote author=coach link=board=6;threadid=43634;start=0#msg484488 date=1190153532]
Thank you for that excellent depiction of our "law enforcement" in action. Now nobody can blame me for my low opinion of them.

If Kerry had an ounce of ass in him, he'd have stepped in and told those thugs to lay off the kid.

The tasing was bullshit. The rest of it was completely justified from the full story I've read.
[/quote]Yeah, the vid missed the build up of why they dogged him. All you saw was one silly question, which Kerry was actually willing to answer, so it couldn't have been so horrible. Do you have a link?

[slamminshaun]

Originally Posted by coach

[quote author=Slammin' Shaun link=board=6;threadid=43634;start=0#msg484491 date=1190153727]
[quote author=coach link=board=6;threadid=43634;start=0#msg484488 date=1190153532]
Thank you for that excellent depiction of our "law enforcement" in action. Now nobody can blame me for my low opinion of them.

If Kerry had an ounce of ass in him, he'd have stepped in and told those thugs to lay off the kid.

The tasing was bullshit. The rest of it was completely justified from the full story I've read.
[/quote]Yeah, the vid missed the build up of why they dogged him. All you saw was one silly question, which Kerry was actually willing to answer, so it couldn't have been so horrible. Do you have a link?
[/quote]

He was acting like a real asshole and made a spectacle of himself. I remember these liberal arts weenies from my college days. Always walking around like pompous academic pricks, like the world owes them something!

You can't hide behind "free speech" and use it to be a disrespectful prick to a Senator. He went up there and asked 4 questions without letting Kerry respond to the first one He talked about blow jobs and shit that had no relevance to anything....the deal was, you get ONE question....he asked FOUR and proceeded to ramble on and on and on and purposely drew attention to himself in a public assembly.

Unfortunately, the media will only show you the taser part....he'll have a job as editor-in-chief next week at MoveOn.org.

try this link, it's better than the video below

[coach]

Originally Posted by Slammin'

You can't hide behind "free speech" and use it to be a disrespectful prick to a Senator.

Uh... what? I don't know what country you live in, bub, but I live in America. In America we don't have royalty. Free Speech was put in by our founders *specifically* so you could tell the elected officials that they were dumb fucks. I mean, if nobody says anything controversial, then you don't really need a whole amendment to cover it.

He went up there and asked 4 questions without letting Kerry respond to the first one He talked about blow jobs and shit that had no relevance to anything....the deal was, you get ONE question....he asked FOUR and proceeded to ramble on and on and on and purposely drew attention to himself in a public assembly.

Yeah, dropping a beatdown is a good way to deal with a guy who doesn't procedural decorum. Good thing he wasn't chewing gum, they probably would have pulled out the tonfas on him and really given him a good beating.

Unfortunately, the media will only show you the taser part....

If this is true, how did you learn the whole story?

[coach]

Watched the longer version. From what I can tell, he is implying that Kerry was in collusion with Bush to throw the election. Is that what anyone else is getting out of it?