Diet Joke Thread...

[Tim]

I don't want to be yelled at for posting random email jokes on this board, but given that there are so many people who talk about all the different fad diets these days (Atkin's and South Beach Diet to name a couple), I thought this joke that I got today was pretty funny...


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It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

FACTS

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

;D ;D ;D

[Apotheosis]

i believe it.

[ciaran_r]

Oh shit :-X

[Cosmigonon]

;D ;D ;D LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[web_norah]

ouch!

[bcnjunkie]

yo hablo español ;D