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Old 05-20-2004, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone got any good jokes?

I haven't heard any in a long time...

The last one I heard was -

Why was the blonde snorting lines of Sweet and Low?


She thought it was Diet Coke!

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Old 05-20-2004, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why did Michael Jackson start the race 30 seconds late?

He wanted to come in a little behind.


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oh shit renzo...that was too much..lol......

lmao.....cant breath... ;D




still cant breath....
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All my good ones are ethnic jokes!

Why doesn't Mexico have a Summer Olympics team this year?

Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is in the United States.
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funny shit pod... ;D
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oh shit renzo...that was too much..lol......

lmao.....cant breath... ;D

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All my good ones are ethnic jokes!

Why doesn't Mexico have a Summer Olympics team this year?

Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is in the United States.
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Why can't Ray Charles read?





Because he is black!
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Why can't Ray Charles read?

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Oooooooooh pod, you're treading in dangerous waters there. :P
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Hey, you heard about the
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