Just a little something for my CJ Ladies!!!

[LdySphynx]

Now men you know we love ya and we can't live without you, but this was too funny not to post!!! ;D


Men are like ......... Vacations ....... They never seem to be long
enough.

Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change
them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they
say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo
long to mature.

Men are like ......... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.

Men are like ......... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ......... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

[fairyDust]

LOL! preach on sister.. ;D

[LdySphynx]

Originally Posted by fairyDust

LOL! preach on sister.. ;D

LOL Amen!!!!

[V. Barbarino]

women are hookers, they are all whores.

[LeVeL]

These men jokes are so 1990's, now in days there is ******. So no more minute man....lol

[LdySphynx]

Originally Posted by MR

women are hookers, they are all whores.

LOL, go ahead get it out of your system.

[Clarisa]

Originally Posted by MR

women are hookers, they are all whores.

this is why many men stay single

[LdySphynx]

Originally Posted by Clarisa

[quote author=MR SALEEN351 link=board=6;threadid=6068;start=0#msg68998 date=1092933295]
women are hookers, they are all whores.

this is why many men stay single
[/quote]LOOOOOOOOOOL ;D!

[V. Barbarino]

Originally Posted by Clarisa

[quote author=MR SALEEN351 link=board=6;threadid=6068;start=0#msg68998 date=1092933295]
women are hookers, they are all whores.

this is why many men stay single
[/quote]

exactly, why get hitched so some gold digger can take half my shit???

women want womens rights and equal treatment etc , but yet they only date guys with 50K cars.. hmmmmmmmmmm

[LdySphynx]

Originally Posted by MR

[quote author=Clarisa link=board=6;threadid=6068;start=0#msg69008 date=1092933668]
[quote author=MR SALEEN351 link=board=6;threadid=6068;start=0#msg68998 date=1092933295]
women are hookers, they are all whores.

this is why many men stay single
[/quote]

exactly, why get hitched so some gold digger can take half my shit???

women want womens rights and equal treatment etc , but yet they only date guys with 50K cars.. hmmmmmmmmmm
[/quote]Ummmmm don't assume that about all women!!!!

I guess I can see where you would get that from being the fact that 80% of the girls in Miami are like that but I know that there are a few out there that are not like that and that work just as hard as their man to make ends meet and live a good life and share the best moments of their lives together!!!

But I know excactly where you are coming from !!!

Just don't assume that about all of us cause it's not fair to the few good ones that are out there!!!