THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY

[cutchemist]

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute
of it.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on
Me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to
kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out
alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to
me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth ... is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.

"NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room spinning-medicine."

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many of
them.

[glow=red,2,300]The gene pool could use a little chlorine.[/glow]

It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get
you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

[glow=red,2,300]Ever stop to think and forget to start again?[/glow]

"Wrinkled.... Was Not One of the Things I Wanted
to Be When I Grew Up"

"Rehab..... Is for Quitters"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want
Fries With That?"

"Finally 21, and Legally Able to do Everything
I've been doing since I was 15"

"Arkansas: One Million People and 15 last names"

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with
the software."

"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"

"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
advance"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music"

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was
already taken"

"The trouble with life is there's no background
music."

"[glow=red,2,300]My husband and I divorced over religious
differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!"[/glow]...yea baby :P

[r3nz0]

I thought I told you that we won't stop.


- P. Diddy