The Paris Porn Video, Part #523

[LdySphynx]

Another day, another Paris Hilton video scandal. Yawn. Someone please wake us when her fame expiration date hits 14 minutes, 59 seconds.

People magazine reports Rick Salomon has slithered out from under that rock where he was hiding to let the world know he's unveiling a two-part DVD of their "sexcapades." The footage was purportedly filmed several years back, when Paris, 23, was just another bubble-headed, bottle-blond heiress with bad taste in men and big dreams of super-stardom.

An insider tells the magazine the disc will include "never-before-seen color video" of the ex-couple in flagrante delicto. This, of course, begs the question: Is there anything we haven't seen these two already do?

Hilton, who cut a deal for a share of the profits of Salomon's previous pornographic opus, "One Night in Paris," reportedly won't see any of the revenue from his latest masterpiece.

Paris has made it clear that Salomon is no longer welcome in her sphere of fabulousness. "Ewww! I would not talk to him if you paid me a billion dollars," she sneers to People. "He's disgusting!" Hmmm, a billion dollars to "talk" or zero dollars to do ... everything but talk? Paris might want to talk to her financial planner before making any further proclamations.

In other Paris news ('cause there's always more), B-list tennis player Mark Philippoussis is doing the always amusing tap dance of denial as he nixes the notion that he dumped Australia's sweetheart Delta Goodrem ("We're both young," he's quoted as telling the London Sun. "She's starting her career and I need to get mine back on track. It's a decision we both came up with") to canoodle with Paris ("They are not dating," his rep tells People. "I don't think they've ever met").

By the by, People says that soon after the celebutante gushed about how "head over heels" she is for Philippoussis (her rep says they're "just friends"), she was spied swapping spit with his competition, tennis ace Andy Roddick, who previously dated good girl Mandy Moore.

Meanwhile, the New York Post reports Hilton and her "Simple Life" partner in crime Nicole Richie tussled with a "largish woman in glasses" at a Manhattan club Tuesday night. The altercation allegedly began over seating arrangements and quickly devolved into sticks-and-stones taunts of "four-eyes," among other gems. The zaftig woman with lousy vision was reportedly thrown out of the club.

Oh, and Paris' arm candy for the evening, according to the paper: None other than her good "friend"-total stranger Philippoussis.