ldy sphx

[cutchemist]

i dunno why this made me think of u.....


The real story behind the three bears fable.
>
>THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
>
>
>Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he
>looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
>porridge?!!" he squeaks.
>
>Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
>his big bowl, and it is also empty.
>
>
>
>"Who's been eating my Porridge?"he roars.
>
>
>
>Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
>yells..."For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with
>you idiots?
>
>It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear woke everyone in the
>house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who
>unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was
>Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
>newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was
>Momma Bear who put the friggin' cat out,cleaned the litter box, and filled
>the cat's water and food dish, and, that you've decided to drag your sorry
>bear-asses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen
>with your grumpy presence.
>
>."Listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time..."I HAVEN'T
>MADE THE PORRIDGE YET...

[Bling]

gotta love a bear with some spunk :P

[Clarisa]

I think the original story was by a man. This ending is the best. ;D