Friday Joke

[cutchemist]

A Frenchman, a Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce Indian tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's terrible.

The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your fcuking canoe, asshole!"


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[swirlundergrounder]

Dumb joke!!!

The New Yorker (the US citizen) choose the most agonizing way to die...Stabbing yourself in the stomach is one of the most painful things a person can feel.

The joke should have went. The New Yorker asked the chief for a gun and the chief gave the New Yorker a pistol.

Then the New Yorker took the pistol and shot the chief and said "So much for your fuckin canoe"....

That's how the story should have went..

Or better yet, have the Frenchman stab himself in the stomach cuz 'le Francais' are stupid.....

Funny joke anyways....Megan...LOL

[MIRZA]

Originally Posted by .......otnisaJ

Dumb joke!!!

The New Yorker (the US citizen) choose the most agonizing way to die...Stabbing yourself in the stomach is one of the most painful things a person can feel.

The joke should have went. The New Yorker asked the chief for a gun and the chief gave the New Yorker a pistol.

Then the New Yorker took the pistol and shot the chief and said "So much for your fuckin canoe"....

That's how the story should have went..

Or better yet, have the Frenchman stab himself in the stomach cuz 'le Francais' are stupid.....

Funny joke anyways....Megan...LOL

You’re a DJ, Rapper and now a comedian Dam you are talented Terry :P ;D

[swirlundergrounder]

Originally Posted by MIRZA

[quote author=.......otnisaJ yrreT link=board=6;threadid=18488;start=0#msg219045 date=1122665313]
Dumb joke!!!

The New Yorker (the US citizen) choose the most agonizing way to die...Stabbing yourself in the stomach is one of the most painful things a person can feel.

The joke should have went. The New Yorker asked the chief for a gun and the chief gave the New Yorker a pistol.

Then the New Yorker took the pistol and shot the chief and said "So much for your fuckin canoe"....

That's how the story should have went..

Or better yet, have the Frenchman stab himself in the stomach cuz 'le Francais' are stupid.....

Funny joke anyways....Megan...LOL

You’re a DJ, Rapper and now a comedian Dam you are talented Terry :P ;D
[/quote]You're wrong..I'm a man of many talents!!!

[slamminshaun]

But comedy ain't one of them....stick to SUV jokes....lol

I like Khemie's version better, even though I was telling that joke in the 7th grade.

[swirlundergrounder]

Originally Posted by Slammin'

But comedy ain't one of them....stick to SUV jokes....lol

I like Khemie's version better, even though I was telling that joke in the 7th grade.

So now you're not telling it while your still now in the 8th grade?

[Bling]

Originally Posted by KuTiEKhEmE

A Frenchman, a Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce Indian tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's terrible.

The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your fcuking canoe, asshole!"


LOL sickkkkkkk ;D