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web_norah · 08-02-2005, 12:25 PM

An ad showed up on Craiglist yesterday that promises to make one of our dreams come true.

Attention 2005 College Grads!

Do you have:
- A nose for the news?
- College newspaper or internship experience?
- A degree in Journalism, English or History?
- Enthusiasm and willingness to learn Fair & Balanced journalism?

If yes, then come work for the #1 news channel in America’s website, FOXNEWS.COM.

Send resumes to resumes@foxnews.com.

Our dream is not to work for FoxNews.com, naturally. Our dream is to discover exactly how many eyes of newt and toes of frog go into the witch’s brew that is Fair & Balanced journalism. (Incidentally, we love that “Fair & Balanced” is capped and ampersand’ed, acknowledging that it’s a specific brand and not simply two descriptive adjectives.) Do all stories get a top-edit by the RNC? Must adjectives be plucked from a special DeLay’s Thesaurus?

If you apply for this job, and if you get it, we’d love love love clandestine reports of the “learn Fair & Balanced journalism” process.

That is, if they allow you to communicate with the outside world while undergoing reeducation.

klubveteran · 08-02-2005, 01:50 PM

liberals need not apply.

i love fox news. fair and balanced ;D ;D ;D

NewFoundLive · 08-02-2005, 02:44 PM

What I do to really get whats going on with the world is that I watch FOX news on MUTE while i listen to NPR on the radio -
;D

They kinda balance eachother out, you guys should try it.

saintjohn · 08-02-2005, 03:41 PM

They're all imitating Garrison Keillor's mic technique.

web_norah · 08-02-2005, 03:52 PM

08-02-2005, 12:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
web_norah CoolJunkie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 9,537	Ad for Fox News Job Registered members do not see ads. Register or logon for a better view. An ad showed up on Craiglist yesterday that promises to make one of our dreams come true. Attention 2005 College Grads! Do you have: - A nose for the news? - College newspaper or internship experience? - A degree in Journalism, English or History? - Enthusiasm and willingness to learn Fair & Balanced journalism? If yes, then come work for the #1 news channel in America’s website, FOXNEWS.COM. Send resumes to resumes@foxnews.com. Our dream is not to work for FoxNews.com, naturally. Our dream is to discover exactly how many eyes of newt and toes of frog go into the witch’s brew that is Fair & Balanced journalism. (Incidentally, we love that “Fair & Balanced” is capped and ampersand’ed, acknowledging that it’s a specific brand and not simply two descriptive adjectives.) Do all stories get a top-edit by the RNC? Must adjectives be plucked from a special DeLay’s Thesaurus? If you apply for this job, and if you get it, we’d love love love clandestine reports of the “learn Fair & Balanced journalism” process. That is, if they allow you to communicate with the outside world while undergoing reeducation.

08-02-2005, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
klubveteran HipJunkie Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 811	Re:Ad for Fox News Job liberals need not apply. i love fox news. fair and balanced ;D ;D ;D

08-02-2005, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
NewFoundLive FreshJunkie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 139	Re:Ad for Fox News Job What I do to really get whats going on with the world is that I watch FOX news on MUTE while i listen to NPR on the radio - ;D They kinda balance eachother out, you guys should try it.

08-02-2005, 03:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
saintjohn CoolJunkie Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,904	Re:Ad for Fox News Job They're all imitating Garrison Keillor's mic technique. __________________ photography

08-02-2005, 03:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
web_norah CoolJunkie Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 9,537	Re:Ad for Fox News Job meh.

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