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obby · 08-04-2005, 03:45 PM

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
Associated Press

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

lulamishka · 08-04-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by obby

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
Associated Press

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

OMG!

70 times with a claw hammer?!

Amazing. And truly very sad.

Lola · 08-04-2005, 04:35 PM

LMAO..

I'd do the same thing if my man wouldn't let me catch my Sportscenter in the mornin' after sex..... fuck that.. SC RULES.

240turbo · 08-04-2005, 05:50 PM

This guy is a sicko. Damn I know that us guys dont like to cuddle. I for one enjoy reaching for the remote or a nice cold beer, but it doesn't hurt to do it just to please her. A couple of minutes of cuddling won't hurt you. C'mon man. What an asshole. That's just cruel. If i was the judge I would sentence him to 70 hits of the claw hammer as well and lock him up with horny, sexually, aggressive homosexuals for life. That should teach him a lesson.LOL.

tiltmiami · 08-04-2005, 06:38 PM

god have mercy

CrzyC · 08-04-2005, 06:46 PM

...and I used to live there....

Bling · 08-04-2005, 07:58 PM

im sure he will have plenty of time to cuddle now

unwanted or not with big bubba in lockup ;D

what a jackass......

xmuzik · 08-04-2005, 10:25 PM

i would have cuddled so i could have tapped the skins again ......

08-04-2005, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
obby CoolJunkie Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,753	No guy likes to cuddle! Registered members do not see ads. Register or logon for a better view. Amazing!!!!!!!!!! Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports Associated Press PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333 __________________ OBBY Sounds Of The Underground http://www.SOTUrecords.com

08-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lola CoolJunkie Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,891	Re:No guy likes to cuddle! LMAO.. I'd do the same thing if my man wouldn't let me catch my Sportscenter in the mornin' after sex..... fuck that.. SC RULES.

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240turbo CoolJunkie Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,693	Re:No guy likes to cuddle! This guy is a sicko. Damn I know that us guys dont like to cuddle. I for one enjoy reaching for the remote or a nice cold beer, but it doesn't hurt to do it just to please her. A couple of minutes of cuddling won't hurt you. C'mon man. What an asshole. That's just cruel. If i was the judge I would sentence him to 70 hits of the claw hammer as well and lock him up with horny, sexually, aggressive homosexuals for life. That should teach him a lesson.LOL. __________________ "Say what you mean, and mean what you say"

08-04-2005, 06:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
tiltmiami CoolJunkie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,390	Re:No guy likes to cuddle! god have mercy __________________ Talk Good Talk Bad As Long As They Talk About Me

08-04-2005, 06:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
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