It's funny, laugh. (Miami club related...)

[pod]

Click the one called "Clubland Rules...."

Yes, this is directly related to Miami nightlife.

[Justin Johnson]

Holy shit, that was too funny! What's that guy's name from SMAC?

[barstar diana]

so there is a reality tv show about this club trying to open in miami....

[pod]

It's not a reality show, it's a web-only movie that comes out next month.

That being said, that girl takes going out to clubs way too seriously. She needs to get a life.

[coach]

I mean, really, *we* all know it's not like that. It's obviously overplayed for the media.

[pod]

It can be though. I've seen some really harsh doors like that, even when the cameras aren't recording.

[Marina22]

I have heard of doors being that harsh before, that chick wasn't even that fat but she definitely had a mouth on her.. What club was that anyway? I heard that my cousin and a group of his friends (usually well-dressed preppy Venezuelan's) all went to a Sobe club and the door guy didn't like how one girl was dressed so they wouldn't let her in. When does this web movie air?

[pod]

Next month.

She wasn't fat, but she was copping a major attitude. I'd call her names if I was working the ropes as well. That was at Suite/Snatch where they filmed that little bit.

I know it's been said before, but if you had to deal with the bullshit that most doorstaff deal with night in and night out, you'd get irritable too. And I'd dare to say most people have it coming when a door person calls them out. I've been around every door in town, and I have yet to see any door person arbitrarily go off on someone. Yeah sometimes they'll pass you over, but I've never seen someone just go "oh, she's fat I'll make fun of her..."

[coach]

Oh, I wasn't even talking about the door. I meant all the "backroom" bullshit they show. I mean, these are people just trying to make a living, like any other entrepreneurial/artistic type. They make the whole thing out to be like some huge melodramatic soap opera.

As far as the door goes, that girl was obviously already fucked up. If you come down from Idaho thinking you're all the shit because you're the best looking heffer in your county and you cop a big attitude on South Beach, hell yeah you are going to get kicked to the curb. She didn't get denied because she was fat, she got denied because she was ghetto. I mean, everyone bitches about all the ghetto shit that has taken over sobe and downtown, but until the clubs stop allowing ghetto in, it will still thrive.

[pod]

It's a fine line though. Often, when a club screens for being ghetto, the race card gets played. Sad but true.