Mattel announces limited-edition Barbie's for the South Fla Market

[mr. wilkins]

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the South Florida market:

WESTON BARBIE:
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Galleria. She comes with an assortment of louis vitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

CORAL SPRINGS BARBIE:
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation.
Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

LAKE WORTH BARBIE
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

BOCA RATON BARBIE
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also
available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

"LOXAHATCHEE BARBIE"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag
bumper sticker absolutely free.

"FORT LAUDERDALE BARBIE"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available
as well as warehouse conversion condo.

"OKEECHOBEE BARBIE:"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Loxahatchee
Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Let's not forget the ass tatoo and thong. Also available with a mobile home.

"WILTON MANORS BARBIE"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her
Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two WILTON MANORS Barbies
and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

"BROWNTOWN BOYNTON BARBIE"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very
difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

"DOWNTOWN MIAMI BARBIE"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.


lol... on the floor w/ this one.... didn't have time to upload the pics that go with these.... PRICELESS....