joke of da day

[terence]

I Had a Dream ;D

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."

Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."

Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"

Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."

[V. Barbarino]

by the title of this thread, I thought this was about the dolphins....

[terence]

:-*gosh, such a long time ago, i didnt think about this great song from tone loc, ya have some taste buddy, no doubt....
n wat about this one:

Dangerous motherfucker raises fucking hell!
& if I ever get caught I make you bail!
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem!
I see a motherfucking cop, I don't dodge him!
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while!
& when I see a punk pass, I smile!
To me it's kind of funny, the attitude is showing a nigger driving!
But don't know where the fuck he's going, just rolling!

see ya, are ya a miami resident, i am a french folk

[bcnjunkie]

I had dream with France, that the eiffel tower was converted into a big roller coaster and the mickey mouse ears clung at the top, and a massive theme park around it !

[all4tribal]

Originally Posted by terence

:-*gosh, such a long time ago, i didnt think about this great song from tone loc, ya have some taste buddy, no doubt....
n wat about this one:

Dangerous motherfucker raises fucking hell!
& if I ever get caught I make you bail!
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem!
I see a motherfucking cop, I don't dodge him!
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while!
& when I see a punk pass, I smile!
To me it's kind of funny, the attitude is showing a nigger driving!
But don't know where the fuck he's going, just rolling!

see ya, are ya a miami resident, i am a french folk

last time i checked grammar is your friend....