DJ jokes

[Justin Johnson]

Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?
A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.

Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?
A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).

Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?
A: Would you like fries with that Coke?

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.

[Apotheosis]

pretty funny ;D

[Justin Johnson]

Those came from Brent Laurance at Sopund Consortium in Seattle.

[DiscJockeyJoey]

Originally Posted by Justin

Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

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