Why 100% good reviews suck...

There are so many reasons. But most importantly...

DJs are human. That inherently makes them imperfect. Kissing their ass by writing a great review will do nothing to pinpoint the areas of their talent (or lack thereof) that could use improvement. A kiss-ass review will certainly boost their (usually) over-inflated ego. But that's about it.

I realize that there are many CP'ers/CJ'ers who have close working relationships/friendships with many local djs. If you had a good night, fine. That's wonderful. Constructive criticism is not about writing 3,000 words that could have just as easily been expressed by sticking your nose up your favorite dj's ass. By nature, reviews are part subjective. It's unavoidable. But there can be an uncompromised balance between objectivity and subjectivity. If a dj was blowing the fucking horn to cover up a night of train wrecking, don't say that his/her mixing was on point. If the crowd was standing around picking their noses and flicking their boogers at the booth, don't say the party had a great vibe.

The incessant awesome reviews about every dj's set on any given night have really crossed the line denoting lameness. It's like crying wolf. It's gotten to the point where I can't trust anyone's opinion of any dj because everyone is great, every party had a great vibe, lighting and sound were unparalleled and the entire night was just peachy. Realistically, that doesn't happen. So if you want to write an awesome review about an awesome night that touches perfection, do it on a piece of paper and then wipe your ass with it! ;D

[LdySphynx]

Dude, you seriously need to get LAID............worse than Bling!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by LdYSphYnX

Dude, you seriously need to get LAID............worse than Bling!!!!!!!!!!!!

;D

[mjm420]

Originally Posted by sillypio

There are so many reasons. But most importantly...

DJs are human. That inherently makes them imperfect. Kissing their ass by writing a great review will do nothing to pinpoint the areas of their talent (or lack thereof) that could use improvement. A kiss-ass review will certainly boost their (usually) over-inflated ego. But that's about it.

I realize that there are many CP'ers/CJ'ers who have close working relationships/friendships with many local djs. If you had a good night, fine. That's wonderful. Constructive criticism is not about writing 3,000 words that could have just as easily been expressed by sticking your nose up your favorite dj's ass. By nature, reviews are part subjective. It's unavoidable. But there can be an uncompromised balance between objectivity and subjectivity. If a dj was blowing the fucking horn to cover up a night of train wrecking, don't say that his/her mixing was on point. If the crowd was standing around picking their noses and flicking their boogers at the booth, don't say the party had a great vibe.

The incessant awesome reviews about every dj's set on any given night have really crossed the line denoting lameness. It's like crying wolf. It's gotten to the point where I can't trust anyone's opinion of any dj because everyone is great, every party had a great vibe, lighting and sound were unparalleled and the entire night was just peachy. Realistically, that doesn't happen. So if you want to write an awesome review about an awesome night that touches perfection, do it on a piece of paper and then wipe your ass with it! ;D

what happened somebody beat you to the ass kissing??
get there a little earlier next time.

8)

Originally Posted by sillypio

There are so many reasons. But most importantly...

DJs are human. That inherently makes them imperfect. Kissing their ass by writing a great review will do nothing to pinpoint the areas of their talent (or lack thereof) that could use improvement. A kiss-ass review will certainly boost their (usually) over-inflated ego. But that's about it.

I realize that there are many CP'ers/CJ'ers who have close working relationships/friendships with many local djs. If you had a good night, fine. That's wonderful. Constructive criticism is not about writing 3,000 words that could have just as easily been expressed by sticking your nose up your favorite dj's ass. By nature, reviews are part subjective. It's unavoidable. But there can be an uncompromised balance between objectivity and subjectivity. If a dj was blowing the fucking horn to cover up a night of train wrecking, don't say that his/her mixing was on point. If the crowd was standing around picking their noses and flicking their boogers at the booth, don't say the party had a great vibe.

The incessant awesome reviews about every dj's set on any given night have really crossed the line denoting lameness. It's like crying wolf. It's gotten to the point where I can't trust anyone's opinion of any dj because everyone is great, every party had a great vibe, lighting and sound were unparalleled and the entire night was just peachy. Realistically, that doesn't happen. So if you want to write an awesome review about an awesome night that touches perfection, do it on a piece of paper and then wipe your ass with it! ;D

you are just mad cause your taste in music sucks and you want us all to suffer with you .. sorry but .. suffer yourself bitch !! your taste in music the dj's must suck for you to come up with an article like this one .. our dj's are simply more consistant than whatever you have chosen to be your dj's and music of choice 8)

[XxGrOoVeERICxX]

Originally Posted by LdYSphYnX

Dude, you seriously need to get LAID............worse than Bling!!!!!!!!!!!!

LoL

[tres-b]

There is excessive DJDS(DJ Dick Sucking). Not every set rocks.

Originally Posted by tres-b

There is excessive DJDS(DJ Dick Sucking). Not every set rocks.

whipe your knees ,, you still have some dirt on em 8)

[LdySphynx]

Originally Posted by mjm420

[quote author=sillypio link=board=2;threadid=14848;start=0#msg171254 date=1113768047]
There are so many reasons. But most importantly...

DJs are human. That inherently makes them imperfect. Kissing their ass by writing a great review will do nothing to pinpoint the areas of their talent (or lack thereof) that could use improvement. A kiss-ass review will certainly boost their (usually) over-inflated ego. But that's about it.

I realize that there are many CP'ers/CJ'ers who have close working relationships/friendships with many local djs. If you had a good night, fine. That's wonderful. Constructive criticism is not about writing 3,000 words that could have just as easily been expressed by sticking your nose up your favorite dj's ass. By nature, reviews are part subjective. It's unavoidable. But there can be an uncompromised balance between objectivity and subjectivity. If a dj was blowing the fucking horn to cover up a night of train wrecking, don't say that his/her mixing was on point. If the crowd was standing around picking their noses and flicking their boogers at the booth, don't say the party had a great vibe.

The incessant awesome reviews about every dj's set on any given night have really crossed the line denoting lameness. It's like crying wolf. It's gotten to the point where I can't trust anyone's opinion of any dj because everyone is great, every party had a great vibe, lighting and sound were unparalleled and the entire night was just peachy. Realistically, that doesn't happen. So if you want to write an awesome review about an awesome night that touches perfection, do it on a piece of paper and then wipe your ass with it! ;D

what happened somebody beat you to the ass kissing??
get there a little earlier next time.

8)
[/quote]OH SHIT, Mr. MJM posted ..................!!!!

[tres-b]

Originally Posted by ****

[quote author=tres-b link=board=2;threadid=14848;start=0#msg171260 date=1113768618]
There is excessive DJDS(DJ Dick Sucking). Not every set rocks.

whipe your knees ,, you still have some dirt on em 8)
[/quote]

Yeah, I admit to getting down on my knees for DJ Rap. Guilty as charged.

Couldnt make it on Wednesday but heard eleven50 had a great crowd.