Dine 'N Dash!

[michael^heaven]

Curious...anyone ever do this?

[RzO]

Good story here...

On our way back to gainesville after the uf/ga game in jacksonville in 2001(sophmore yr of college), we stopped at a waffle house in bfe(the drive between gville and jax is all bfe) anyhow after we order and eat all our food, one of my dumb ass friends is like uhhh i dont have any money, mind u this fucktard ordered like $15 bucks worth of shit which is alot at wh. So we are like well ok lets see what we can do, between the rest of us we didn't have enough cash, and then another of my friends is like well if he aint payig neither am I.

So we have a lil dilemma, so these two pricks get up and leave the restaurant and go to the car leaving me and 2 of my other friends with like a $60 bill. At this point we decide we cant pay it, the only workers in the wh was the old bag working the grill and our server who was a 300+ lb man. Now i still to this day feel really bad about this and i would of never done this shit if it weren't for the other 2 broke degenerates. My friend pulls the car up to the door and we all bolt. As we are going the fat man yells hey you kids come back and attempts to chase us as we are already out the door. ok this is where it is bad, as we jump in the car (and yes we were very very drunk after the game) and peel out the guy goes to run out the door and he trips and falls flat on his face. Now you say oh man thats fucked up but if you were there you would of laughed your ass off too (as we all did) anyhow we got back to gville and that was it. I never had or never will do this shit again as i really felt bad for that guy although it was funny at the time and still when i see my old friends this story always comes up.

[JMT]

i always try to squeeze one in between my bank robberies.